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Lettuce, Band-aids, and Fireflies





pleatedjeans:

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

I read that in a West Collins voice

(Source: aroharveyspecter, via guy)

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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akhatehn:

Someday you’re going to walk past a fez.
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

super-mario-rpg:

I WANA BE THE VERY BERST

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LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS

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TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST

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2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE

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I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERDimage

EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID

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PERKEMERN TIS U N ME

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I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY

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PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND

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IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND

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POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR

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AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR

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U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN

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GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…

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(via allshipsdockhere)

bleach-at-the-beach:

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

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(Source: geeksotospeak-inactive, via allshipsdockhere)

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

ijustreallylovegabriel:

LITERALLY, ANY NICKNAME
PLEASE

(Source: gallifreygabriel, via allshipsdockhere)

askezzy:

I AM SUDDENLY VERY SAD AT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING THAT DEPRESSION POST

THIS CALLS FOR BUNNY BUNS

SEVERAL OF THEM

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BUNS TO THE RESCUE

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LOOK AT THAT FLOOF

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LOOK HES CALLING FOR CARROTS

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AND THIS ONE KNOWS HES FABULOUS

I FEEL BETTER NOW BYE

(Source: rupees, via violins-and-deductions)